Every night, before we go to sleep (and every morning, as soon as we wake up), Best Beloved turns on his little tranny to listen to the ABC news.
Tonight, after the usual signature tune, the news started reporting the arrest of a large number of people for drug smuggling.
'Why is this more important than the death of Gary Coleman?' BB suddenly demanded. 'It should be like the death of Diana, people throwing flowers into the street and all.'
This is why I love the man. He's just so... odd.