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Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Infinite pussies

(Hello Googlers...)
Hooray! I managed to get Mr Padge into the Infinite Cat Project! I tried to get both cats involved, but I don't have the luxury of plopping a laptop in front of my lounging cat, and the little buggers just wouldn't perform. Wait until they spot my dress-up box...

22 comments:

Zoe said...

Congratulations to Podge, cat #933.

harry said...

That is simply genius! I laughed like a drain.
When the aliens land and want to know about how our brains function I'm showing them the Infinite Cat Project.

That's the sort of madness that makes us great.

Ampersand Duck said...

Better than drugs, I say...

harry said...

Hmmm... Maybe not.
But it will certainly be BETTER on drugs.
I will make my scientific observations on Friday noght and get back to you.

Lucy Tartan said...

Harry, you're a brave, brave man. That's all I can say.

harry said...

Hi everyone.
I am totally on drugs.
I am not brave - I brought a friend with me. matt. The one I shot in the leg.

Well. It's started off well. We're side by side in an internet cafe and he types as I type and speak the email address of the site.
Mine is up and going and I look at Matt's screen and he's got a load of stuff about DNA on his screen.

harry said...

" OOH! blog*spot*!"
Idiot.

Ok.
We're in. It's all ok now.

Anonymous said...

***Matt***

Heya!

Well, this is exciting. I almost remember how to type. Okay Harry, what's the address?

harry said...

Ok. I have told Matt about the Infinite Cats...

Oh. he;s logged out.
Why are you asking me the address agai?

Ok. He's back.

harry said...

Ok. He started laughing after two miliseconds.
And now he's saying "Fantastic. It's fantastic" as a chanting monk would to sooth his mind.

Anonymous said...

***Matt***

Without understating it in any way, THAT WAS FREAKING FANTASTIC!

harry said...

Matt, so was it better than when you saw it on drugs?


That, after all, is the reason for us being here: SCIENCE!

Anonymous said...

***Matt***

It is sometimes said, "When your path comes to the bottom of a mountain, do not feel weary. Instead rejoice that you have found another thing to conquer."

"And hopefully, lay waste to."

Anonymous said...

***Matt***

This is the most addictive web site ever!

"JUST ONE MORE, DAMMIT!"

harry said...

That's a cool answer dude, just keep an eye out for the aliens!

Anonymous said...

***Matt***

That was so much better than anything. Ever.

No. Seriously.

harry said...

My love the body language.
The first cat that doesn't belong to Duckie is saying in a bored voice "Yeah. [shrug] is an infinite number of cats. [shrug] whatever."

The next one is saying "HOLY SHIT!!! THAT'S AN INFINITE NUMBER OF CATS!"

harry said...

One more!

One more!

harry said...

Booooo!

He says we have to go home now.

harry said...

In conclusion, Our experiment was extremely conclusive. No, really. Look:

Conclusion 1: Ajdjdjhed55

Conclusion 2: Drugs are cool, but not for kids.

Conclusion 3: The inifite cat project was not funnier on drugs, but deeper.

Method: Look at ICP while straight. Get ripped with Mate. Observe ripped mate looking at ICP for the first time. Then look (while ripped) at ICP. Compare reacti...

Oh I'm going home.

Ampersand Duck said...

Oh, bravo, fellows! Don't you wish there was a button on the Project that just lets it rip through the series at speed? You two would have been blasted off your seats!

harry said...

Ah yes.
Like the "We need guns. Lots of guns" scene in Matrix.