Thursday, October 20, 2005

Teeth-gnash du Jour

My parents visited on the weekend and dropped off my quarterly plastic bag stuffed with cheap women's magazines, courtesy of my Nana. Fun for a while, but then I always get cranky.

I wish they'd be honest with women! There's only one remedy for cellulite, and it's called Photoshop. Women who star in popular shows starve themselves because they're terrified of being sacked by male bosses for having an extra inch of fat, not because it's a cool thing to do. They are not role models. And babies are not fashion accessories. Dogs in handbags probably poo in handbags. And no celebrity is going to take advice about their lovelife from the Readers' Letter Page.


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