He's in the bathroom, watching Bumblebee hava a bath. Mr Padge loves baths. He sits on the side, occasionally dipping his paw in and licking it.
Then he fell in. Luckily, Bumblebee is very skinny, and managed to move aside in time to not be scratched to pieces as Mr Padge clawed his way out. Vast loss of dignity.
Mr Padge then spent the rest of the day alternating between 'I meant to do it' and 'Let's not ever speak of this again'.
Mr Pooter, on the other hand, would like to audition for the series Star Trek: the Feline Generation as Pussy Spock.
That's not funny.
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It freakin is!
See, that's why cats are better than dogs.
You couldn't do any of that with a dog.
And cats don't usually eat their own poo.
It's all pluses.
That cat with the moustache is the cutest thing I've ever seen. Now just have to put him in human clothes. And then teach him to play bridge.
Vrey high on my list of cat priorities, Jo!
And teach him to smoke! It'll be great!
I'll stop now.
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