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Monday, May 26, 2008

Henson image rocks young world



Recently released Henson images have evoked scenes of outrage outside childcare centres around Australia.

"These images are deeply shocking," gasped the Prime Minister. "I can't believe no-one has thought of the children."

The images have been impounded, and inquiries have been made as to the circumstances under which the images have been photographed.

"We have been trying to track down the model, but so far it has been difficult. it is a matter of the highest imperative. They could have been scarred for life. Marks like that are very hard to wash off."

The media has gone crazy. Dinner parties around the country have been organised for high-level discussions.

Henson is unable to comment.



[Cross-posted at Sarsaparilla]

10 comments:

Zoe said...

you are a genius, you know that?

Ampersand Duck said...

Pav was right. Making something does cheer you up.

Mummy/Crit said...

But where did you get the Elmo?

It took me about 10 minutes to figure out why when they referred to the artist as 'Henson' it was making me uncomfortable...vale Jim. Still sorely missed.

Caffeine Faerie said...

Brilliant! I've been curious to know exactly what these controversial photos showed. Now I know. ;)

worldpeace and a speedboat said...

*snort* :-)

Janine said...

Genius! Poor Elmo always cops it. Wasn't he a junkie a few years back? :)

David said...

That was his brother Emo. Whereas the other brother, Elo, was a very successful act in the 70s with a range of orchestral pop tunes.

The Late Pixie said...

GOD, &D! Couldn't you at least pixie-late his balls?!


(iBalls, that is, heh!)

Guru Bob said...

utter porn...

Ampersand Duck said...

Heh, glad you liked it, GB.