Monday, May 26, 2008
Henson image rocks young world
Recently released Henson images have evoked scenes of outrage outside childcare centres around Australia.
"These images are deeply shocking," gasped the Prime Minister. "I can't believe no-one has thought of the children."
The images have been impounded, and inquiries have been made as to the circumstances under which the images have been photographed.
"We have been trying to track down the model, but so far it has been difficult. it is a matter of the highest imperative. They could have been scarred for life. Marks like that are very hard to wash off."
The media has gone crazy. Dinner parties around the country have been organised for high-level discussions.
Henson is unable to comment.
[Cross-posted at Sarsaparilla]