(Hello Googlers...)
Hooray! I managed to get Mr Padge into the Infinite Cat Project! I tried to get both cats involved, but I don't have the luxury of plopping a laptop in front of my lounging cat, and the little buggers just wouldn't perform. Wait until they spot my dress-up box...
Congratulations to Podge, cat #933.
ReplyDeleteThat is simply genius! I laughed like a drain.
ReplyDeleteWhen the aliens land and want to know about how our brains function I'm showing them the Infinite Cat Project.
That's the sort of madness that makes us great.
Better than drugs, I say...
ReplyDeleteHmmm... Maybe not.
ReplyDeleteBut it will certainly be BETTER on drugs.
I will make my scientific observations on Friday noght and get back to you.
Harry, you're a brave, brave man. That's all I can say.
ReplyDeleteHi everyone.
ReplyDeleteI am totally on drugs.
I am not brave - I brought a friend with me. matt. The one I shot in the leg.
Well. It's started off well. We're side by side in an internet cafe and he types as I type and speak the email address of the site.
Mine is up and going and I look at Matt's screen and he's got a load of stuff about DNA on his screen.
" OOH! blog*spot*!"
ReplyDeleteIdiot.
Ok.
We're in. It's all ok now.
***Matt***
ReplyDeleteHeya!
Well, this is exciting. I almost remember how to type. Okay Harry, what's the address?
Ok. I have told Matt about the Infinite Cats...
ReplyDeleteOh. he;s logged out.
Why are you asking me the address agai?
Ok. He's back.
Ok. He started laughing after two miliseconds.
ReplyDeleteAnd now he's saying "Fantastic. It's fantastic" as a chanting monk would to sooth his mind.
***Matt***
ReplyDeleteWithout understating it in any way, THAT WAS FREAKING FANTASTIC!
Matt, so was it better than when you saw it on drugs?
ReplyDeleteThat, after all, is the reason for us being here: SCIENCE!
***Matt***
ReplyDeleteIt is sometimes said, "When your path comes to the bottom of a mountain, do not feel weary. Instead rejoice that you have found another thing to conquer."
"And hopefully, lay waste to."
***Matt***
ReplyDeleteThis is the most addictive web site ever!
"JUST ONE MORE, DAMMIT!"
That's a cool answer dude, just keep an eye out for the aliens!
ReplyDelete***Matt***
ReplyDeleteThat was so much better than anything. Ever.
No. Seriously.
My love the body language.
ReplyDeleteThe first cat that doesn't belong to Duckie is saying in a bored voice "Yeah. [shrug] is an infinite number of cats. [shrug] whatever."
The next one is saying "HOLY SHIT!!! THAT'S AN INFINITE NUMBER OF CATS!"
One more!
ReplyDeleteOne more!
Booooo!
ReplyDeleteHe says we have to go home now.
In conclusion, Our experiment was extremely conclusive. No, really. Look:
ReplyDeleteConclusion 1: Ajdjdjhed55
Conclusion 2: Drugs are cool, but not for kids.
Conclusion 3: The inifite cat project was not funnier on drugs, but deeper.
Method: Look at ICP while straight. Get ripped with Mate. Observe ripped mate looking at ICP for the first time. Then look (while ripped) at ICP. Compare reacti...
Oh I'm going home.
Oh, bravo, fellows! Don't you wish there was a button on the Project that just lets it rip through the series at speed? You two would have been blasted off your seats!
ReplyDeleteAh yes.
ReplyDeleteLike the "We need guns. Lots of guns" scene in Matrix.